drinkyourfuckingmilk:

woahcoolguy:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I have an armin keychain and every time I look at it, it inspires me to keep moving forward

so i’m simultaneously motivated and then just fucking embarrassed for myself

Hopefully Armin can hold your keys better than how he can kill titans

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(via pidginenglish)


shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: narunfiltered, via the-aspiring-apiarist)



December Book Photo Challenge (Day #21): Would Suggest To A Friend


It’s weird. She’s the one writer I don’t tell others about bc she’s my absolute favorite and I want her books mine. I think it’s fear that others don’t feel the same way about it as I do.

December Book Photo Challenge (Day #21): Would Suggest To A Friend

It’s weird. She’s the one writer I don’t tell others about bc she’s my absolute favorite and I want her books mine. I think it’s fear that others don’t feel the same way about it as I do.

(Source: anabelsbrother)


(Source: crentist, via -lisaaxoxo-)


Ever since one of my coworker was fired for stupid reason, im afraid there a witch hunt going on and any one of us could be next. I guess its time go start playing by their rules…


oregonfairy:

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

I will never stop reblogging this

(via love-scream)


addelburgh:

farewell




Omg this looks like my baby

addelburgh:

farewell

Omg this looks like my baby

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humansofnewyork:

"I’d been studying German for a few years, and I met this woman who gave me the opportunity to go to Germany for a full year. The brochure looked very nice. The program included hikes, volunteer work, singing in church. It was very expensive, but my family thought it would be a great experience for me, so all my relatives chipped in to pay the program fee. I was so excited for months. On the day that I was supposed to leave, I went to the airport, and waited in line to check my baggage. When I got to the front of the line, they told me that my ticket was a forgery. When I tried to call the woman’s phone, it had been disconnected." (Nairobi, Kenya)

humansofnewyork:

"I’d been studying German for a few years, and I met this woman who gave me the opportunity to go to Germany for a full year. The brochure looked very nice. The program included hikes, volunteer work, singing in church. It was very expensive, but my family thought it would be a great experience for me, so all my relatives chipped in to pay the program fee. I was so excited for months. On the day that I was supposed to leave, I went to the airport, and waited in line to check my baggage. When I got to the front of the line, they told me that my ticket was a forgery. When I tried to call the woman’s phone, it had been disconnected." 

(Nairobi, Kenya)

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I bought you books

kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

(via christinaseas)



the-goddamazon:

fuckyeahbiguys:

"I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This

This just punched me in the heart.

(via the-aspiring-apiarist)


simplymadisonpettis:

have—not:

 

simplymadisonpettis:

have—not:

 

(Source: beastlie, via marinohr-catastrophe)


revolvermonkcelot:

friedcheesemogu:

I feel like I should reblog this every day.

me too

revolvermonkcelot:

friedcheesemogu:

I feel like I should reblog this every day.

me too

(Source: positivedoodles, via daughter-of-elysium)



tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

(via the-aspiring-apiarist)



homiesunitefan:

Look how happy u made Pluto

(via thisisallsuchnothing)